Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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