I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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