Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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