My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
