Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Duck Duck Cougar?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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