it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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