and you said cock pushups were impossible
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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