I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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