What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
