Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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