I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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