you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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