Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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