i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize