i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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