Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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