I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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