a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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