I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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