he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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