omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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