windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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