do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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