we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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