i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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