yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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