This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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