Its about making memories worth repressing
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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