somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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