I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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