how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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