Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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