i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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