yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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