problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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