So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
