I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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