I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
we should paint friendship bongs
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