So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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