There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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