You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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