i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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