Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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