the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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