i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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