Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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