You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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