Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
porn star boner night. come get it.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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