i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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