doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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