you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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