Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
My pussy is not your playground.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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