I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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